Welcome and happy reading!

Since, like anyone else, I receive tons of scam emails and snail mail letters, I decided to present here some of these. All of these (and many more which I just delete) are scams. This means, what the senders have in mind is to racket one of us. And according to what I've seen, they do succeed quite often.

If you have similar letters in your mailbox, either disregard or play with the person knowing that you can't give him (or her) any information about:

  1. Your bank account,
  2. Your address — or any valid address if that matter,
  3. Your family, and
  4. any other information that you judge private or even intimate.

Ha! I say "Your"... even if you don't like your neighbor at all, don't give his information either. The Internet leaves tracks (hackers in the US are being caught one after another!) and you would certainly be in even bigger trouble.

In the meantime, I hope you will enjoy reading these letters as I do myself once in a while. 8-)I do not always add comments with the letters since I usually don't have time to do so, but there would often be a lot of joke to tell!

Soap Bubbles


Latest Scams
  • Last update: 10/31/2009

    Not too sure what this is about. To me it looks like some links will go download a virus. And it is presented as I saw it: bad HTML. Well, maybe some mail system would show the HTML as such, but not pine. 8-)

  • Last update: 10/31/2009

    I suppose I'd have to pay him loads of money for -450Kg of gold... (yes, see the minus sign?!, I know, it's part of the :- and not really the number, but, sorry, it just looks too silly here.)

  • Last update: 02/18/2014

    Wow! Good one... This email starts saying: "I know you'll be surprised by this email since you don't know me..." and then it says: "Thank you for contacting me earlier". Maybe I don't understand French too well anymore! 

    Ho! Yeah! By the way, this is the widow of the former Philippians minister of finance. Okay, that's fine with me, after all she has the right to be. What I find a bit odd for a Philippians is that she speaks perfect French!!! Okay, just kidding, that's not perfect French, but still pretty good. That is, maybe they learn French in ...

  • Last update: 09/04/2009
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    Faut le faire! En trois langues! Comme ça c'est mondial!

  • Last update: 10/31/2009
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    For those who don't know "Assalamou Aley Koum" means "Hi" in arabic (actually, really it means "Peace be to you", but it is usually translated as "Hi" since that's mostly the way it is used.) It just isn't usually written that way in latin letters. In general it is written like this: "Assalamu 'Alaikum". It is also found written as "As-salaamu Alaikum".

    Assalam Alaikum in arabic: اﻟﺴﻼه ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ