Welcome and happy reading!

Since, like anyone else, I receive tons of scam emails and snail mail letters, I decided to present here some of these. All of these (and many more which I just delete) are scams. This means, what the senders have in mind is to racket one of us. And according to what I've seen, they do succeed quite often.

If you have similar letters in your mailbox, either disregard or play with the person knowing that you can't give him (or her) any information about:

  1. Your bank account,
  2. Your address — or any valid address if that matter,
  3. Your family, and
  4. any other information that you judge private or even intimate.

Ha! I say "Your"... even if you don't like your neighbor at all, don't give his information either. The Internet leaves tracks (hackers in the US are being caught one after another!) and you would certainly be in even bigger trouble.

In the meantime, I hope you will enjoy reading these letters as I do myself once in a while. 8-)I do not always add comments with the letters since I usually don't have time to do so, but there would often be a lot of joke to tell!

Soap Bubbles

 

Latest Scams
  • Wohin Antoinette—pour mon avantage mutuel
    Last update: 09/27/2013

    Okay... Un autre email avec une Ivoirienne qui ne sait plus comment s'y prendre donc elle me demande à moi, un vrai pro (des scams). Donc, 12.500000 ça représente quoi déjà? Un vrai pro comme moi devrait savoir. En français, le point représente le séparateur des milliers (tous les trois chiffres). Bon... il en manque juste un. Donc c'est bon, c'est bien 12.5 million de dollars. Par contre, dans sa phrase, le "de" devant "dollar" (singulier, hummm!) est de trop.

    Et bien sur, c'est pour.... son avantage ...

     
  • Mr.Kutang—we don't know ourselves before
    Last update: 09/04/2009 
    Received:			from snap.turnwatcher.com by substitute with [XMail 1.22 ESMTP Server]
				id <S8BC5> for <@mail.m2osw.com:alexis@halk.m2osw.com>
				from <kutangploy@adinet.com.uy>; Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:54:40 -0700
Received:			from smtp-s2.antel.net.uy (smtp-s2.antel.net.uy [200.40.30.223])
				by snap.turnwatcher.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id 7D40726AD83
				for <alexis@m2osw.com>; Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:55:23 -0700 (PDT)
Received:			from fe-ps01 (192.168.2.201) by smtp-s2.antel.net.uy (7.2.072.1)
				(authenticated as kutangploy@adinet.com.uy)
				id 447497B0010
     
  • Mary Powell or Jason?—Staff of the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE
    Last update: 10/31/2009

    This is probably not new, but here Mary sends me an email from an account name "idjason" at Yahoo! U.K. tell me that she works at FedEx and does not know what the heck she has to do with my $800,000 dollars. Well! To tell you the truth, I'm not too sure either.

    Now, if you have the time to read on, you'll see who I have to contact... 8-) That's funny! I wonder where Mary found that name.

    Contact Person: Mr.Jerry Springer

     
  • Mr. JamesDavid, or Mr.James David—36,759,000.00 MILLION
    Last update: 10/31/2009

    I like this number! 36,759,000.00 MILLION POUNDS. That's quite a lot of money. Probably more than what the Queen has.

    Also, in this one, I like the Yahoo.jp comment at the bottom...

     
  • James Tama—I am writing you in absolute confidence
    Last update: 10/31/2009 
    From Mr. James Tama.

Email address :  jamestama1@rediffmail.com
Attention

I am Mr.
     
  • Dr James Parker—Fortis bank of Holland
    Last update: 10/31/2009 
    Received:	from fortis-bank808.com by substitute with [XMail 1.22 ESMTP Server]
		id <S14388> for <alexis.cell@m2osw.com>
		from <support@fortis-bank.net>; Mon, 8 Jan 2007 02:44:51 -0800
From:		DR JAMES PARKER <support@fortis-bank.net>
To:		alexis.cell@m2osw.com
Reply-To:	support@fortis-bank.net
Subject:	HAPPY NEW YEAR
Date:		Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:50:43 +0100
MIME-Version:	1.0
Content-Type:	multipart/mixed;
		boundary="8d9e26e9-8d38-4cad-b474-63da6e4c82ca"




FROM  DR JAMES PARKER.
Bill & Exchange Manager
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
FORTIS BANK OF HOLLAND
support@
     
  • DR JAMES ADAMS—YOUR INTEREST PAYMENT OF 2.5M HAS BEEN APPROVED
    Last update: 10/31/2009

    Interesting... They have to pay me my approved 2.5 million interest on what?! Did they borrow money from me and I don't remember???

     
  • DUCAS JAJAR—Forgive my indignation [...]
    Last update: 08/13/2017

    This one simply has a funny name 8-).

    Return-Path: <ducas_jajar5@hotmail.fr>
X-Original-To: alexis@halk.m2osw.com
Delivered-To: alexis@halk.m2osw.com
Received: from bay0-omc1-s33.bay0.hotmail.com (bay0-omc1-s33.bay0.hotmail.com [65.54.246.105])
    by halk.m2osw.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id BCD0A1BDE4
    for <alexis@halk.m2osw.com>; Thu,  1 Nov 2007 22:45:44 -0700 (PDT)
Received: from BLU103-W17 ([10.6.54.52]) by bay0-omc1-s33.bay0.hotmail.com with Microsoft
    SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.3959);
     Thu, 1 Nov 2007 22:45:44 -0700
Message-ID: ...
     
  • M. JACOB CISSE—Desire of going into business relationship
    Last update: 10/31/2009

    Funny, this one is in English and French! Well... except the French must have been translated from the English using some robot. So it's unreadable. 8-)

    FROM:M. JACOB CISSE
    Abidjan Cote d' ivoire

    Dearest repectfull one

     
  • Jabulani Mpofu—Family seeking for assistance
    Last update: 10/31/2009

    If I put this one on it's because of the subject. I find it sad that crooks use sentences which pertain to people in peril of death.